CONTRAST POEMS
1. I am not a diamond so you cannot steal me
I am not a diamond
so you cannot buy me
I am
not a diamond so you cannot used me
I am
not a diamond so you cannot decorate me
I am not a diamond so I
cannot make you happy
2. I am not a
letter so you cannot write on me
I am not a letter so you
cannot read me
I am not a letter so you
cannot edit me
I am not a letter so you
cannot erase me
I am not a letter so you
cannot send me
3. I am not a door so you
cannot lock me
I am not a door so you
cannot open me
I am not a door so you
cannot enter on me
I am not a door so you
cannot hide on me
I am not a door so I
cannot let you pass on me
4. I am not a business so
you cannot plan for me
I am not a business so
you cannot organize me
I am not a business so
you cannot compete with me
I am not a business so I cannot gave
you profit
I am not a business so I cannot
bankrupt you
5. I am not a germ so you
cannot spray me
I am not a germ so you
cannot disinfect me
I am not a germs so you
cannot deodorized me
I am not a germ so you
cannot eliminate me
I am not a germ so I
cannot harm you
6. I am not car so you cannot ride on me
I am not car so you cannot
customize me
I am
not car so you cannot drive me
I am not car so you
cannot wash me
I am not car so you
cannot roam with me
7. I am not a book so you cannot scan me
I am not a book so you
cannot read me
I am not a book so you cannot turn on my page
I am not a book so you cannot borrow me
I am not a book so you cannot learn from me
8.I am not
a lotion so you cannot apply me
I am not
a lotion so I cannot whitens your skin
I am not
a lotion so I cannot prevent skin darkening
I am not
a lotion so I cannot vita nourish your skin
I am not
a lotion so I cannot moisturized your skin
9.I am not
a medicine so I cannot medicate you
I am not
a medicine so you cannot take me
I am not
a medicine so you cannot use me
I am not
a medicine so I cannot help you
I am not
a medicine so I cannot heal you
10.I am not
a cell phone so you cannot call me
I am not
a cell phone so you cannot text me
I am not
a cell phone so you cannot send message
I am not
a cell phone so you cannot edit in me
I am not
a cell phone so you cannot sell me
11.I am not a coffee so you cannot brewed me
I am not
a coffee so you cannot espresso me
I am not
a coffee so you cannot roast me
I am not
a coffee so you cannot decaffeinate me
I am not
a coffee so you cannot drink me
12.I am not
bread so you cannot slice me
I am not bread so you cannot toast me
I am not bread
so you cannot butter me
I am not bread so you cannot bite me
I am not bread
so you cannot eat me
13.I am not
a Santa clause so you cannot wish on me
I am not a
Santa clause so I cannot send you gift
I am not a
Santa clause so you cannot admire me
I am not a
Santa clause so I cannot wear red shirt
I am not a
Santa clause so you cannot go with me
14.I am not
a sugar so you cannot refined me
I am not a sugar so you cannot sweetened me
I am not
a sugar so you cannot caramelized me
I am not
a sugar so you cannot taste me
I am not
a sugar so you cannot sell me
15.I am not
a tree so you cannot climb me
I am not
a tree so you cannot shade on me
I am not
a tree so I cannot bear fruit
I am not
a tree so you cannot sleep under me
I am not
a tree so you cannot cut me
16.I am not
a t-shirt so you cannot wear me
I am not
a t-shirt so you cannot customize me
I am not
a t-shirt so you cannot put design on me
I am not
a t-shirt so I cannot cover you
I am not
a t-shirt so you cannot reject me
17.I am not
a banana so you cannot peal me
I am not
a banana so you cannot slice me
I am not
a banana so you cannot shake me
I am not
a banana so you cannot eat me
I am not
a banana so you cannot digest me
18.I am not
a calculator so you cannot “on” me
I am not
a calculator so you cannot add on me
I am not
a calculator so you cannot subtract on me
I am not
a calculator so you cannot multiply on me
I am not
a calculator so you cannot reset me
19.I am not
a keyboard so you cannot control me
I am not
a keyboard so you cannot delete me
I am not
a keyboard so you cannot shift me
I am not
a keyboard so you cannot caps lock me
I am not
a keyboard so you cannot enter me
20.I am not
a shuttle so you cannot hit me
I am not
a shuttle so you cannot smash me
I am not
a shuttle so you cannot throw me
I am not
a shuttle so you cannot trash me
I am not
a shuttle so you cannot destroy me
21.I am not
a flower so you cannot pluck me
I am not
a flower so you cannot suck me
I am not
a flower so you cannot smell me
I am not
a flower so you cannot decorate me
I am not
a flower so you cannot sell me
22.I am not
a data so you cannot research me
I am not
a data so you cannot copy me
I am not
a data so you cannot paste me
I am not
a data so you cannot save me
I am not
a data so you cannot print me
23.I am not
an angle so you cannot sine me
I am not
an angle so you cannot cosine me
I am not
an angle so you cannot secant me
I am not
an angle so you cannot co-secant me
I am not
an angle so you cannot tangent me
24.I am not
an accounting so you cannot journalize me
I am not
an accounting so you cannot analyze me
I am not
an accounting so you cannot debit me
I am not
an accounting so you cannot credit me
I am not
an accounting so you cannot balance me
25.I am not
a land so you cannot till me
I am not
a land so you cannot cultivate me
I am not
a land so you cannot plow me
I am not
a land so you cannot fertilize me
I am not
a land so you cannot plant on me
26.I am not
a volcano so you cannot erupt
I am not
a volcano so you cannot destruct
I am not
a volcano so you cannot devastate
I am not
a so volcano you cannot damage property
I am not
a so volcano you cannot spew ashes and lava
27.I am not pork
so you cannot pork chop me
I am not pork
so you cannot barbecue me
I am not pork
so you cannot fried me
I am not pork
so you cannot eat me
I am not pork
so you cannot digest me
28.I am not
an emotion so cannot fell love
I am not
an emotion so I cannot fell grief
I am not
an emotion so I cannot fell angry
I am not
an emotion so I cannot fell envy
I am not an
emotion so I cannot fell hatred
29.I am not a
photo so you cannot post me on your wall
I am not
a photo so you cannot like me
I am not
a photo so you cannot unlike me
I am not
a photo so you cannot share me with other
I am not
a photo so you cannot write comment on me
30.I am not
a facebook so you cannot log in on me
I am not
a facebook so you cannot log out
I am not
a facebook so you cannot update me
I am not
a facebook so you cannot upgrade me
I am not
a facebook so you cannot post on my wall
31.I am not
a shoe so you cannot wear me
I am not
a shoe so you cannot polish me
I am not
a shoe so you cannot brush me
I am not
a shoe so you cannot use me
I am not
a shoe so you cannot walk with me
32.I am not
a bank so you cannot invest on me
I am not
a bank so you cannot deposit on me
I am not
a bank so you cannot withdraw on me
I am not
a bank so you cannot loan on me
I am not
a bank so you cannot remit on me
33.I am not
an alcohol so I cannot disinfect
I am not
an alcohol so I cannot sterilize
I am not
an alcohol so I cannot relieve on prickly heat
I am not
an alcohol so I cannot use for hygienic purposes
I am not
an alcohol so I cannot sanitize
34.I am not
a noble gas so I cannot be helium
I am not
a noble so I cannot be hydrogen
I am not
a noble so I cannot be neon
I am not
a noble so I cannot be argon
I am not
a noble so I cannot be a radon
35.I am not
a metal so I cannot be an iron
I am not
a metal so I cannot be magnesium
I am not
a metal so I cannot be a copper
I am not
a metal so I cannot be a nickel
I am not
a metal so I cannot be a gold
36.I am not
a visual aid so you cannot look on me
I am not
a visual aid so you cannot copy on me
I am not
a visual aid so you cannot read me
I am not
a visual aid so you cannot visualize me
I am not
a visual aid so you cannot hang me
37.I am not a bird so I cannot spread my wings
I am not a bird so I cannot fly high
I am not a bird so I cannot tweet
I am not a bird so I cannot sore high
I am not a bird so I cannot use my beak
38.I am not a perfume so you cannot spray me
I am not a perfume so you cannot use me
I am not a perfume so you cannot scent me
I am not a perfume so you cannot smell me
I am not a perfume so you cannot buy me
39.I am not a clock so you cannot watch me
I am not a clock so you cannot alarm me
I am not a clock so you cannot set me
I am not a so clock you cannot control me
I am not a clock so you cannot use me
40.I am not an ice cream so you cannot froze me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot taste me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot eat me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot buy me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot sell me
41.I am not an apple so you cannot slice me
I am not an apple so you cannot shake me
I am not an apple so you cannot picked me
I am not an apple so you cannot eat me
I am not an apple so you cannot sell me
42.I am not a water so you cannot buy me
I am not a water so you cannot pour me
I am not a water so you cannot drink me
I am not a water so you cannot sealed me
I am not a water so you cannot touch me
43.I am not a teeth so I cannot bite you
I am not a teeth so I cannot chew you
I am not a teeth so I cannot chunk you
I am not a teeth so you cannot tooth brush me
I am not a teeth so you cannot wash me
44.I am not a dog so you cannot feed me
I am not a dog so you cannot play with me
I am not a dog so I cannot wear a dog tag
I am not a dog so you cannot command me
I am not a dog so I cannot bite you
45.I am not a salary so you cannot distribute me
I am not a salary so you cannot compensate me
I am not a salary so you cannot compute me
I am not a salary so you cannot allocate me
I am not a salary so you cannot save me
46.I am not a paper so you cannot scratch me
I am not a paper so you cannot fold me
I am not a paper so you cannot write something on me
I am not a paper so you cannot cut me
I am not a paper so you cannot trash me
47.I am not a bracelet so you cannot buy me
I am not a bracelet so you cannot re-size me
I am not a bracelet so you cannot upraise me on pawnshop
I am not a bracelet so you cannot wear me
I am not a bracelet so you cannot treasure me
48.I am not a heart so you cannot broke me apart
I am not a heart so you cannot heart my beat
I am not a heart so you cannot cupid me
I am not a heart so you cannot take me away
I am not a heart so you cannot donate me
49.I am not a game so you cannot play with me
I am not a game so you cannot win with me
I am not a game so you cannot lose with me
I am not a game so you cannot take risk on me
I am not a game so you cannot pause me
50.I am not a broadband so you cannot connect me
I am not a broadband so you cannot disconnect me
I am not a broadband so you cannot load me
I am not a broadband so you cannot unli me
I am not a broadband so you cannot use me
37.I am not a bird so I cannot spread my wings
I am not a bird so I cannot fly high
I am not a bird so I cannot tweet
I am not a bird so I cannot sore high
I am not a bird so I cannot use my beak
38.I am not a perfume so you cannot spray me
I am not a perfume so you cannot use me
I am not a perfume so you cannot scent me
I am not a perfume so you cannot smell me
I am not a perfume so you cannot buy me
39.I am not a clock so you cannot watch me
I am not a clock so you cannot alarm me
I am not a clock so you cannot set me
I am not a so clock you cannot control me
I am not a clock so you cannot use me
40.I am not an ice cream so you cannot froze me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot taste me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot eat me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot buy me
I am not an ice cream so you cannot sell me
41.I am not an apple so you cannot slice me
I am not an apple so you cannot shake me
I am not an apple so you cannot picked me
I am not an apple so you cannot eat me
I am not an apple so you cannot sell me
42.I am not a water so you cannot buy me
I am not a water so you cannot pour me
I am not a water so you cannot drink me
I am not a water so you cannot sealed me
I am not a water so you cannot touch me
43.I am not a teeth so I cannot bite you
I am not a teeth so I cannot chew you
I am not a teeth so I cannot chunk you
I am not a teeth so you cannot tooth brush me
I am not a teeth so you cannot wash me
44.I am not a dog so you cannot feed me
I am not a dog so you cannot play with me
I am not a dog so I cannot wear a dog tag
I am not a dog so you cannot command me
I am not a dog so I cannot bite you
45.I am not a salary so you cannot distribute me
I am not a salary so you cannot compensate me
I am not a salary so you cannot compute me
I am not a salary so you cannot allocate me
I am not a salary so you cannot save me
46.I am not a paper so you cannot scratch me
I am not a paper so you cannot fold me
I am not a paper so you cannot write something on me
I am not a paper so you cannot cut me
I am not a paper so you cannot trash me
47.I am not a bracelet so you cannot buy me
I am not a bracelet so you cannot re-size me
I am not a bracelet so you cannot upraise me on pawnshop
I am not a bracelet so you cannot wear me
I am not a bracelet so you cannot treasure me
48.I am not a heart so you cannot broke me apart
I am not a heart so you cannot heart my beat
I am not a heart so you cannot cupid me
I am not a heart so you cannot take me away
I am not a heart so you cannot donate me
49.I am not a game so you cannot play with me
I am not a game so you cannot win with me
I am not a game so you cannot lose with me
I am not a game so you cannot take risk on me
I am not a game so you cannot pause me
50.I am not a broadband so you cannot connect me
I am not a broadband so you cannot disconnect me
I am not a broadband so you cannot load me
I am not a broadband so you cannot unli me
I am not a broadband so you cannot use me
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